One of my most liked Facebook status updates was one where I, in what I will describe as a tipsy state, called my husband CinderKeelan because he had been cleaning the house like crazy. While I drank. And laughed and laughed and laughed. I’m sure I had a good excuse for not helping. Or at least an excuse. However. Today after dinner Keelan asked Squiggles if he wanted to go to the park.
Squiggles:Lets make it a family trip. You, me and Whiskers.
Keelan: And mommy.
Squiggles: No, mommy needs to stay here and do the dishes.
Me: What?!?!?
Squiggles: Its your responsibility.
I didn’t argue. It’s going to take them a lot longer to go to the park than it will take me to do the dishes. Which means at least ten minutes of the house to myself so I can do what I do best – nothing.
Who’s laughing now?
squigglesandwhiskers 
Love it. Smart Mommy!!
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You sound like a cool wife to have. *crying due to loneliness*
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