Me: Whiskers, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Whiskers: Someone who drives an ambulance.
Me: Why?
Whiskers: So I can go fast!
Me: Squiggles, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Squiggles: A Lego Master Builder!
Me: OK, but like, what’s your back up plan?
Squiggles: Like a different job?
Me: Yeah…
Squiggles: <insert long sigh> When I grow up, I want to be retired.
You and me both, kid…
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