The News Cycle According to a 5 Year Old

We don’t watch the news much in our house (unless it’s delivered by Fey, Che, Jost, Colbert or John Oliver) and even then we watch it child-free. But we do make a habit of regularly listening to the CBC news on the hour. Evidently it assumes you have some knowledge of current events.

Squiggles: I know who Donald Trump is…

Keelan: Oh yeah? Tell me more.

Squiggles: He’s a very famous baseball player.

Keelan: What makes you say that?

Squiggles: Because when I listen to the news it always blah blah blah football football football Donald Trump…