Context: Whiskers is sleeping and Squiggles is babbling away and it’s rare I have time to really listen.
Squiggles: Do you know anyone called Leonardo?
Me: Yeah sure Leonardo the ninja turtle.
Squiggles: Yeah he’s the blue one. Do you know anyone else with the name Leonardo.
Me: Um Leonardo DaVinci?
Squiggles: Who’s that? Another ninja turtle?
Me: No he was a very famous artist from a long time ago.
Squiggles, after a brief pause: Well I think you should call him Leonarto.
Me: Uh why?
Squiggles: Because he’s a artist (insert snickering at his own joke).
Hilarious. Dad jokes at 4.
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